Hot people at SXSW I'd love to get with:

1. Drummer from The D4

2. Bassist from Sahara Hotnights

3. Guitarist from Hot Hot Heat

hmmmmm......... they'd make a great band.......oh wait, RULE #1 DO NOT SLEEP WITH YOUR BANDMATES!!!!!

Can't breathe as I'm smashed up against the bar while huge, dumbass sweaty girl spills her drink all over me (of course, not noticing) cause she's too busy drooling and slurring all over the gross, dumbass sweaty singer from shitty band that just performed (to remain nameless but wow, aren't there a
lot of theme here....)

So, I know my backdrop obsession is rearing it's ugly head again but why doesn't anyone at SXSW have a backdrop? Do they not let you hang one up? Suddenly I miss my backdrop profusely and wish I had it here with me :(...backdrop...backdrop...backdrop.......

Well, it seems the entire East Village has en masse invaded my flight to Austin. I wonder how many pairs of Converse there on the plane? Hmmmm........

Went to San Antonio for one night (don't ask). Question: Why is everything in Texas super-sized?

2 stupid people whose voices have pierced my skull like 10,000 daggers today:

1. The male flight attendant who sat directly behind me the whole flight chatting to a passenger loudly about his shoes. Um, shouldn't he be doing something? Like making sure there aren't any terrorists on the plane or serving some coffee or something?

2. The mother in the San Antonio airport who I could hear ACROSS THE TERMINAL talking to her son on in that "cudgy wudgy" nasal parent voice. Her cackly laugh especially made me want to do serious damage to her.....shut up, shut up shut UP!!!!!!!!