DEAR THE SHINS,

I
TRIPLE
DOG
DARE YOU TO
CALL.
ME.

YEAH.
THAT'S RIGHT.

Why Stupid Need To Play With You
By Dana Ehrlich

We need to play with you because your songs make me want to play accordion with you. I really really love track 4 the best on your latest album. I listened to it 10 times in a row last night and it made me very happy. Thanks a bunch and I just gotta say, you will NEVER find a better band to play with you than Stupid. I DARE YOU TO CALL ME, THE SHINS. I...... DARE..... YOU.

--Dana from Stupid

To all the hipsters at the Luna Lounge last night who balked at the fried potato latkes I made for everyone, were too cool to take a flyer and too cool to say "Excuse me"
I AM GOING TO GET YOU.