Someone at a record label actually said the following to me today,
"I'm going to make you a star"
SILENCE
SILENCE
SILENCE
.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
It took every ounce of my fiber not to laugh.
Yeah, OK pal, make me a star.
You gonna invite me over to your office now to sit on your special star maker couch too?

To all the people I seem to piss off with this diary,

THEN DON'T READ IT.

Thanks for sharing,

xo Dana

Ever have a gig where EVERYTHING that could POSSIBLY go wrong actually goes wrong? Friday night's The Sobs gig was the biggest most fantastic mess I have ever played:
Matt's mic goes out
Dana's mic then goes out
Massive guitar feedback
Then massive vocal feedback
Audience heckling begins
Couldn't hear Marcus on the banjo at all
Dana spills drink on keyboard and shorts it out
Matt breaks a string
Dana's accordion cables short out
Dana's amp starts making violent buzzing sounds
Audience laughs too hard when I announce our last song as "Don't worry, this is our last song"

Yeah......Will just write that one off and move on.